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英语笑话(双语)29 你觉得你有问题吗

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你觉得你有问题吗?

Boy, have I got problems! the man said to thepsychiatrist.

乖乖,我真的有问题了!一位老兄对精神病大夫说道。

Go ahead and tell me about them

继续说,告诉我你的问题。

Well, to start with, Ive got an estate in the country,three Mercedes and a luxury yacht.

喔,是如此的,我在乡下有房产,另外还有三辆奔驰和一艘豪华游艇。

So, whats the problem?

那问题在哪儿呢?

I only make $ 100 a week!

我一星期只赚一百块美金!

1.psychiatrist 精神科大夫

例句:If you dont have time to consult apsychiatrist each week, dont fret.

假如你不是每一个星期都有空闲看精神科大夫,不需要烦恼。

2.go ahead 继续;走吧

例句:Go ahead, he whispered harshly to Claude.We aint got all night.

干吧,他厉声向克劳德耳语说咱们没整个晚上可以消磨。

3.estate 房地产;庄园

例句:He accused me of trespassing on his estate.

他控告我擅自进入他的庄园.

4.yacht 游艇;帆船

例句:He only bought the yacht as a status symbol he hates sailing.

他买游艇只不过为了显示身分||其实他根本不喜欢玩游艇.

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