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双语笑话|交通事故

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A man was driving to work when a truck ran a sTOP sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck1 and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab2 in front of a huge, flashing Shell sign. And somebody was standing3 in front of the S.

有个人开车行驶在上班的路上,一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车,当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过来,他就拼命的挣扎着,最后不能不用了药物才让他镇静下来。过了一会儿,他平静了,其他人问他为何要这么恐怖的挣扎,他说:被撞之后我就什么都不了解了,当我醒过来,我发现我躺在了路边,前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着壳牌,但有个人挡住了那个S。


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